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UK Romantic Gifts
Hothearts
Hot Packs
A Hot Pack yields almost an hour of steady, finger-reviving warmth
once activated. Or if you're not too keen on showing the cold getting
to you, just leave it in a pocket close to your body for a blast of
secret, relatively-high temperature pleasure. There are plenty of
times one of these will come in, ahem, handy. On the touchline, on
the journey to work, those romantic winter walks accompanied by classic
hits during movie montages and many more. Quite simply, warm hands
are better than cold ones. Ask any man who's had to drop 'em and cough... |
Heart
Cushtie
this terrifically tactile pillow features a gorgeously stretchy outer
skin which encases thousands of super-soft polystyrene micro-granules.
These allow the Heart Cushtie to mould itself into the shape it's
being pressed into - be it your head, hands, face or body. And no
matter what you do to the Heart Cushtie, its bead filling will just
squish it back into shape. |
I'm
Nuts About You!
It's not easy finding slush-free romantic keepsakes. Trinkets emblazoned
with 'I Love You Fluffybunnywunny' are all well and good, but they're
not always appropriate, especially when the object of your affection
is a style-savvy sophisticate. Besides, you might not have reached
that pivotal 'I love you' stage. And nobody wants to come across as
a potential bunny boiler, do they? |
My
Last Rolo
"The power of love is a curious thing, makes one man weep makes
another man sing." We can only agree with good old Huey Lewis
on that score, because when one of our intrepid researchers walked
into Firebox HQ brandishing a prototype Silver My Last Rolo, we didn't
know whether to burst into tears or song! The point is, giving away
your last Rolo is a clear declaration of undying love in anyone's
book. |
Love
Tokens
Romantic promises are all well and good, but only if you honour them.
That's where Love Tokens come in, as each cutesy pewter token is stamped
with a loving but light-hearted pledge. Each set contains ten tokens
with five different promises: there's the Kiss token (good for one
kiss), the Massage token (good for one massage), the Good Morning
token (good for one breakfast in bed), the Love token (good for one
roll in the hay) and finally the Hug token (yep, you guessed it, good
for one hug). As well as a cutesy vow, each dinky token features a
cut-out middle section depicting a heart, hand or coffee cup. Handy
if your ideal partner doesn't speak the lingo. |
Secret
Message Arrow
Forged from high quality cast metal to deliver tender, heartfelt notes
of love, the Secret Arrow is charmingly old-fashioned in its methods.
Housed in the centre of the arrow is a roll of parchment, as we're
legally allowed to call top quality paper in this case. Upon this
pristine sheet, the sender writes a devastatingly witty, from-the-heart
verse or passage. Rolled up and inserted in the Arrow's body, this
message will have even more big love impact thanks to the unique holder.
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Silver
and Gold-Plated Love Heart
Beautifully crafted, the Silver Love Heart is an ideal way to say
you know what - whether it's for the first time or the umpteenth time.
Indeed it's so romantic we were expecting fireworks to erupt amidst
a crescendo of orchestral strings the minute we opened the plush presentation
box. Although telling someone how you feel is awkward when you're
a sweet-chomping whippersnapper, it's even harder when you're a gadget-loving
grown-up (well, you're on this site, aren't you?). So why go and spoil
it all by saying something stupid like "I love you" when
you can express the sentiment just as eloquently with a gleaming Silver
Love Heart. Aw, bless! |
Personalised
Love Heart
You can now have this legendary lovesome lozenge engraved with a heartfelt
message of your choice. Your undying love will be forever immortalised
on the back of this truelove token. Yes, romance fans, this incredibly
cute piece of hallmarked sterling silver is modelled on the classic
sweeties that we all larked about with during detention. And although
it isn't edible it's bound to bring the memories flooding back. |
Orgasmatron
The effect is tremendous - it sets off a deeply pleasant shivering
wave of sensations. Prolonged and extremely relaxing. It won't actually
result in any climactic activity, but you can clearly see exactly
where the makers were coming from (fnar fnar) when they named this
unique and very satisfying massage implement. Recommended strongly
- one kept in the top drawer for a bit of afternoon delight in the
office |
Honesty
Stamps
This traditional, wooden-handled rubber stamp is embossed with a gloriously
slushy sentence which can then be stamped onto envelopes, love letters,
greetings cards or anything else that takes your fancy. There are
two versions available, one proclaiming 'In all my life I've never
known anyone as beautiful as you', the other declaring 'I know in
the past I've found it difficult to say these words but I love you'.
We guarantee the sight of such sugary sentiments in bold ink will
melt any heart |
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